How many ducks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It's been a while since I did the math but I think it's precisely 14. 13 to be ducks and one to actually be a person and not a duck and screw in the bulb.
Happy New year mother fuckers.
It's starting out well for me, got nice and drunken with Brian and Keshia and went to the crab bowl. Had a few smooches, and started out the new year on the right foot. Actually I was jumping up and down on my left foot at midnight, so that statement is false. (Wow, I'm lucky, I had just kicked my power supply and my computer shut down, I thought I lost all of my information but the internet saved me and somehow all of this was still available. Thanks Firefox! Sticky asked why I cursed and I told him, he replied with "you shouldn't masturbate so hard" to which I replied "yes I should")
Anyways, I'm broke as hell and too lazy/scared to go get a job and solve this problem once and for all. I'm going to try and go to a Circle Jerks show in a couple of weeks, which should be pretty awesome. Well I have nothing more to say, I'm fucking bored. Later.
