Gentle Double's wise words

If life gives you lemons...

2008-03-05T11:18:34Z

Then you'll have lemons. and I drink a lot of tequilla drinks, lemons are pricey. I cannot think of any good words to write, I've started and deleted three sentences already. I wish I were a profound thinker, but frankly, I'm really really not. ...

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I worry about people sometimes.

2008-02-07T14:36:24Z

I feel like my life is going pretty weird, but man, I have a few friends that I really worry about. I don't know what the hell to do, I love them to death but feel completely helpless to make them feel better. Does anyone know what to do? Chris...

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One long bender after the other.

2008-02-04T14:53:31Z

I've been on a two week bender and tons of shit has happened. It's 6 am so I'm a little to tired to write about them all, or even think of any highlights, but I'll get around to that soon. Been drinking with Pete, and Schooler and Keshia and ...

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Big companies or us?

2008-01-27T13:45:17Z

Free market is still true, just dumbed down these days because of consumers. We could have 14 different computer OS's but people aren't comfortable with that. Comfort is the name of the game, and by comfort I mean: "predictable". That's how Shari'...

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Stinky cloth.

2008-01-19T10:55:26Z

So I'm in my friends bathroom, washing my hands. I was my face with water, as one sometimes does. I reach to dry my face with a towel, I give it the quick smell to make sure there were no horrid smells, or some smell of something less than fr...

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How many ducks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2008-01-03T08:58:30Z

It's been a while since I did the math but I think it's precisely 14. 13 to be ducks and one to actually be a person and not a duck and screw in the bulb. Happy New year mother fuckers. It's starting out well for me, got nice and drunken with Br...

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My dinosaur wears plaid.

2007-11-15T12:39:19Z

What's short, fat and hateful, wears purple, and fucks old ladies? ...Me! In my lucky lavender Polo!

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My last few days...

2007-10-15T00:57:12Z

Oct 9-14... or so. Have been a bit of a blur. I have stories, but don't even know when they are from, whether it was early today or 4 days ago. So, this is my non-linear mostly true, somewhat guessed tale of my weekend. I went to the crab b...

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Jesus Christ

2007-07-22T17:50:31Z

January 21, 2006 11:32 AM H is for hippeee. tTHATS YOU CHEL chel chellyson hottty bom bodddyyy hecka That atrocity above was a picture comment on myspace. Try to read that, and I don't mean assume words, actually try and read it as s...

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I'm a terrible cameraman

2007-07-22T17:02:21Z

last night I went out with Brian (Brain) to take some pictures. But before that we decided to have Irish Car Bombs for dinner. We each took four of those with extra whiskey added in each, then took a few straight shots of whiskey for good lu...

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