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        <title>Gentle Double&#39;s wise words</title>
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            <title>If life gives you lemons...</title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:18:34 -0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     Then you&#39;ll have lemons. and I drink a lot of tequilla drinks, lemons are pricey.  I cannot think of any good words to write, I&#39;ve started and deleted three sentences already.  I wish I were a profound thinker, but frankly, I&#39;m really really not. ...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>I worry about people sometimes.</title>
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            <author>nobody@vox.com(Double Dander)</author>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:36:24 -0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     I feel like my life is going pretty weird, but man, I have a few friends that I really worry about.  I don&#39;t know what the hell to do, I love them to death but feel completely helpless to make them feel better.  Does anyone know what to do?  Chris...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>One long bender after the other.</title>
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            <author>nobody@vox.com(Double Dander)</author>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:53:31 -0800</pubDate>         
            
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       I&#39;ve been on a two week bender and tons of shit has happened.  It&#39;s 6 am so I&#39;m a little to tired to write about them all, or even think of any highlights, but I&#39;ll get around to that soon.  Been drinking with Pete, and Schooler and Keshia and ...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <author>nobody@vox.com(Double Dander)</author>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 05:45:17 -0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     Free market is still true, just dumbed down these days because of consumers. We could have 14 different computer OS&#39;s but people aren&#39;t comfortable with that. Comfort is the name of the game, and by comfort I mean: &quot;predictable&quot;. That&#39;s how Shari&#39;...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>Stinky cloth.</title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:55:26 -0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>         So I&#39;m in my friends bathroom, washing my hands. I was my face with water, as one sometimes does.  I reach to dry my face with a towel, I give it the quick smell to make sure there were no horrid smells, or some smell of something less than fr...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>How many ducks does it take to screw in a light bulb?</title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 00:58:30 -0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     It&#39;s been a while since I did the math but I think it&#39;s precisely 14.  13 to be ducks and one to actually be a person and not a duck and screw in the bulb.  Happy New year mother fuckers. It&#39;s starting out well for me, got nice and drunken with Br...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>My dinosaur wears plaid.</title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:39:19 -0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     What&#39;s short, fat and hateful, wears purple, and fucks old ladies?   ...Me! In my lucky lavender Polo!          &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:57:12 -0700</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     Oct 9-14... or so. Have been a bit of a blur.  I have stories, but don&#39;t even know when they are from, whether it was early today or 4 days ago.  So, this is my non-linear mostly true, somewhat guessed tale of my weekend.      I went to the crab b...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:50:31 -0700</pubDate>         
            
            <description>      January 21, 2006 11:32 AM   H is for hippeee.  tTHATS YOU CHEL chel chellyson    hottty bom bodddyyy hecka        That atrocity above was a picture comment on myspace. Try to read that, and I don&#39;t mean assume words, actually try and read it as s...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:02:21 -0700</pubDate>         
            
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       last night I went out with Brian (Brain)  to take some pictures.  But before that we decided to have Irish Car Bombs for dinner.  We each took four of those with extra whiskey added in each, then took a few straight shots of whiskey for good lu...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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