2 posts tagged “blog”

I feel like my life is going pretty weird, but man, I have a few friends that I really worry about.  I don't know what the hell to do, I love them to death but feel completely helpless to make them feel better.  Does anyone know what to do?  Christ..  that's right.  Jesus, shit in his diapers when he was a baby, fucking christ.  I hope everyone is doing good.

Also, I have to stop writing these when I'm drunk, they kind of string together in a sad way. One of these days I should sit at my computer, with a case of something strong, drinking, and making a long detailed trip report of what it is to sit and get drunk in front of a computer. (don't worry, that's not tonight).  Problem is that I'd try and make it more epic than normal because I would try and make it entertaining.  Maybe I'll take a journal of another person, but that's not quite as accurate because it's hard to pay attention to someone else's drinking habits and behaviors for an entire night.  Maybe this is a boring, slightly egotistical idea, but... I don't care.  Seems interesting.

Playing a tiny bit of guitar lately, that's super fun but frustrating because I am really bad.  Which, of course I am, I've never really played.

Also, I'm hungry.  I would give my soul for a turkey.  Off to pound an icehouse. gross.

    This is literally the finest blog that I have ever composed.  The fates have decided that I will be stuck at home for at least a day or two so I might as well fill some of that time with writing a bit.  I sprained my ankle today, which felt really good.  Pop Pop Topple.  The embarrassing part is that I seriously hurt my ass when I collapsed from rolling it.  So much for one of the few perks having some extra "fluff", us "fluffy" people are supposed to have invincible asses.  Scratch that perk, now we're down to; huggable, trustworthy and hungry. 
   
    My life seems to be on that thin line between a blazing success and a huge waste of time.  I never feel like it's anything in between.  "I'm doing EXACTLY what I want to do, and I love it!" or "I'm literally living a joke."  Poker, Basketball, Booze.  Poker, Basketball, Booze.  Every day.  I'd love to add school into that mix, I don't know if I'm ready to head back to class yet.  I feel I'm mentally prepared but I'm far from financially prepared.  I'll be back in the fall at the latest and hopefully I'll be back for spring term if I tear it up in poker.

    I read that men who masturbate often live longer.  It didn't take me long to figure that one out.  What is the main difference between people who masturbate often and those who don't?  Women.  Satan's joke on the modern world.  I envy the asexual.

    Watch your asses Poker Stars 15+1 turbo NL single table tournament players, I'm stuck at home the next couple days and I'm coming for you.